The *New* Plan to Good Health

Well, it's that time of year. Spring cleaning. I'm hoping to have guests this weekend, so the push for it has been hard. The only problem is, I'm living in opposite-ville. Eat more fruits and vegetables and get more exercise and what happens to me? I feel less healthy than before. Let the kids run around outside and get all that fresh air and what happens? They stay up two hours later than usual. Hmm... I'm thinking now, if I eat Pop-Tarts all day tomorrow and do absolutely nothing, my house will clean itself and I will feel fantastic!